February 2012
farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
January 2012
What I dreamt yesterday
I dreamt that I was made discussion leader for all four of my classes, and I was so pissed that I decided to pretend to kill my GSI with a fork so that they would think I was crazy and put me in a mental ward. Then I wouldn’t have to go to school anymore! BUT what sucked was that even though I was constantly monitored and couldn’t do anything fun, it turns out I still had to attend all...
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
candybulletsforever asked: cool kids with tumblrs
framesjanco:
remember that time in junior high school when everyone’s myspace song was face down by the red jumpsuit apparatus
“Whoever wins the Republican primary is going to be a standard bearer for a...”
– President Obama, signaling an aggressive tack for his early re-election campaign.
#two_terms
(via liberalsarecool)
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mohandasgandhi:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
letthetruthlaugh:
Gingrich: I didn’t say Spanish was the language of the ghetto, I said that many non-English languages are the languages of the ghetto.
Like Yiddish.
Hebrew! Russian! Polish!
“i wanna move to britain everything is so much better there!!”
– teen girls all across america who watch skins (via yoheysup)
“Because of Edison’s patents for the motion pictures it was close to financially...”
– from The Pirate Bay’s press release regarding SOPA and PIPA (via davidfinchers)
fuck yeah. Movie studios were monopolistic, stealing assholes until the were forced (during the Paramount Case) to be less dickish
(which they really aren’t)
(via world-losersandworld-forsakers)
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Man, I swear to God
hervacationh0me:
Wiz Khalifa or Drake could say some obvious shit like “You should brush your teeth everyday so your breath don’t stink” In a song and y’all would put those lyrics on a picture with some photoshop effects and y’all niggas will see that on tumblr and be like “How does he come up with this shit? This is so fucking deep, nigga. Food for thought”
C’mon, dawg.
“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via eloquentlyyours)
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Rep. Barney Frank is a total BAMF
cognitivedissonance:
His latest interview with The New York Times is fantastic. An excerpt:
Interviewer: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
Interviewer: Why not?
Barney Frank: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
Interviewer: I thought you might explain why you support...
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*Food hits floor*
little germs: let's get it!
king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!
bquixotic:
lounging atop chairs that had been pushed together to form a fort, we carefully unlocked the gates surrounding our hearts and spread out a few treasured memories on the table to examine and admire. in the dead of the night, when even the nightcrawlers had retreated from the streets, our wistful thinking kept us awake. the one who had to let go of her love, the one who had actively...
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"Butterflies can't see their wings. They can't see...
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ireneex326:
Everyone has the same reaction when I tell them that some people are mean to me and just hate me.
Being a “sweet and kind” person doesn’t guarantee that everyone loves you, okay? If it did guarantee such a thing, then I wouldn’t be hurting from all the things people have done and said to or about me. I wouldn’t be hurting over all the times people have used me and abused my...
